I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
there is cereal in my wallet where all the cash used to be.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
is there a reason why there is cup of piss in the fridge?
no
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
I guess on the plus side everyone really, really enjoyed my nipple clamps
it was like i was on a global safari of uncircumcised men
It feels kinda weird thanking you for sucking my dick, but I just don't know what else to do right now
It's a fucking menopause festival down here at the strike zone
I was going through my settings and the phone randomly started playing "Crazy Little Thing Called Love" by Dwight Yoakum. Out loud. At full volume. I was shitting. There were 3 other people in the bathroom. I love iOS 7.
Is there some sort of line being crossed when your shower activities start to involve jimmy johns?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Last time i cooked this high i tried to makw bacon amd then burned myselfbon the grill, only to realize 25min latwr when the bacon wouldnt cook that the grill wasn't on. I IMAGINED the burn.
you know it was a good night when you wake up with a medal around your neck
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