another moral hangover. fuck.
yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
So A**** bought my story about how my hickey was a bruise from wrestling
on one hand i'm glad that i'm not in trouble...on the other hand i realized that the reason i cheat on her is because she is so stupid
I would like to meet someone who actually lost their virginity in a candle filled room
I am full of burrito and curiosity
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
My bed is full of blood and feathers
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
Just found some confetti on my nipple if that's any indicator of how the night went
Don't remember anything. Melissa just said I kept saying welcome to the bat cave
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
I will be the DD but everyone has to call me Mistress
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
fucking him is like fucking old faithful. you could set your watch by his orgasms.
They just canceled the season. It’s going to be harder to bang soccer moms this year
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