What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
When I saw him standing at full height, I realized exactly how much his body structure reminds me of his penis.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
he was so nervous about his first time.. it was like michael j. fox trying to put on a condom...
Valium party in the driveway. Attendance: 1. Don't make me do this alone.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
Don't drink and shop. I went for happy hour and came home with a fog machine. I now have no other choice but to scare the shit out of my neighbors with it.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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