Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
THAT'LL be a good time.
and i don't know why my phone always capitalizes that word.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
oh god was she eating orange peels again
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I ran into the bouncer who kicked me out of that beach bar a few months ago. I told him I'd only been thrown out of two other places since then. He was proud.
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
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