Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
I dont think she was a real nurse but she was good at it. wish I rememebrd her name
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
She is so graceful and lady-like, like a swan... On meth
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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