Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
He told me he could read braille... with his tongue. So I took him home. I don't think he was lying
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
I don't want to eat him, he probably tastes terrible.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
The EMT told me when I left the ER "I'd like to take off your pants again and inspect your package. Just not during a medical emergency..." We're hooking up tonight.
Points for getting a hot hook up after getting a shard of glass in your thigh. Almost makes it worth it.
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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