But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
He's not so smart and obsessed with sex and lacks listening comprehension skills. I feel like i'm dating a sexually competent sesame street character.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You're 31, how do you still outdrink all these college kids?
Practice, Irish genes, and a lack of desire to live past 40. But mostly practice.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
He told you he loved you. Then you wanted to find a chainsaw to cut his dick off.
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