no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you tried to clear everyones facebook status so that yours would be the only one on everyones home page
I'm watching Cheaper By The Dozen. I almost forgot that Hilary Duff was a really shitty actor before she was a really shitty singer.
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Wrote my name backwards on the test and asked for extra credit points. Late start booze days are my new favorite thing.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
So I'm guessing that puking on a camper is a straight path to instant termination?
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
SO EXCITED ABOUT STRING CHEESE RIGHT NOW
I deserve this hangover.
We're on our way. We couldn't find our clothes this morning, so we're driving your car half naked. You owe me a cigarette.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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