i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
wait a second. did i just remember you the other night referring to your tits as tia and tamara.....
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
They just showed up to the party with a shopping cart full stolen of naty ice cans, no boxes, just cans. Shit just got real !
I'm not going to be your wingman while you are in the hospital.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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