he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
We were making out in the bushes when some dude comes and starts peeing beside us.
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
This time, try to not get fingered in the middle of the living room.
I DIDNT GET FINGERED
I was rubbed
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
Why is it pressure? I want to see your cute face and possibly sit on it. You make it like its a bad thing.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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