i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
cynthia nixon should never get laid more than me
Come over? It's my birthday
How many times has that text failed you tonight?
either she doesn't know how to dress properly on a sunday morning stroll, or I just saw a 60 year old on a walk of shame
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
I JUST LIKE FLANNEL, NOT VAGINAS! OK?
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
I'm floating on a rainbow and a purple elf is giving me advice. COME NOW!!!
Randomize
