party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
So I decided to start saving money for my abortion in a tomato sauce jar because it says ‘Prego.’ I know I thought it was fucking genius!
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
I think I'm just going to up-end a bottle of wine and look through pictures of what my life used to be.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
Pretty sure I sang "What Makes You Beautiful" to some random guy in a parking lot last night...
I snapchatted his face mid sex. Needless to say, I don't think I'll ever see him again.
Sex should not remind me of how baby birds get fed
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
party at the soccer house. crumbs in my sexy panties. can't. put. pieces. together.
Randomize
