Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
you told him to eat candy out of your ear instead of your vagina because you had your period. never. drink. AGAIN.
i found her half dressed with her feet in the washer..she said it was sooo warm.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
Hahahaha who is sleeping in the garage on our beer pong table?
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
You merely adopted the alcohol. I was born into it. Molded by it. I didn't see the hang over until I was a man and by then it was only blinding.
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Blacked in cold and wet, with them areound me singing Aaaaall we are saaaaayiiiing is YOU PEED YOUR PANTS
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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