Scream out, "Tax-Free dick over here" in the bar. Ladies love tax free stuff
Eric got herpes from Jo-ann
That's what he deserves for hooking up with a french canadian
she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Pretty sure my parents just hear me get off from the living room but I feel like they should be proud that I did it without a man honestly.
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
High me is so sweet. She left not-high me a fortune from a fortune cookie and 6 packets of soy sauce in my tampon drawer.
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