Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
What's the most polite way to ask if you puked in my vase?
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
i just had to hear from a third party that he came inside of me
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
She just broke down showed up grabbed a beer said fuck it pulled off her fake eyelashes looked at my roommate and said we need to break up you're a nice guy and I'm a whore
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
We're not piercing ourselves today.
I just got a girl to make out with me just by saying "get at me." Get at me
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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