NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
So I just bought e from my sophomore home ec teacher. How's your weekend going?
he taught all the little kids to ski. it was stupid hot. i'm pretty sure my ovaries exploded.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
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