i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
Who knew that the guy I fucked on your front lawn during welcome week freshman year would turn out to be my husband
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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