I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
If anyone from work finds out about us I will rip your dick off, sew it to your forehead and feed your balls to you like little grapes
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
I came home to him frying bacon to put in his beer. He said bacon beer lights, taste the awesomer rockies
So, left this guys house wearing a #1 Grandpa shirt and I think this is the best sex score I've ever had.
I figured it out! The supermoon explains how I managed to have sex with 3 dudes in 3 nights without leaving the apartment.
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
...this is why fuck buddies should be only for grownups.
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I need like a billion tiny bottles of alcohol to put in the patron pinatas
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