It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
my mom just said "if you had sex with someone you don't really like I'm going to be so mad at you" HOW DOES EVERYBODY KNOW
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Oh BTW the next time I see you I don't care where we are your dick will be going into some part of my body.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Apparently the girl he banged in the bathroom yelled at him for hitting on me all night. But whatever, he was holding her hand for most of it
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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