I miss you. Just wanted to say that before the drugs kicked in so it's legit.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
The appetizer at the dinner I went to tonight was Klonopin and a Bloody Mary.
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
That sounds good. I'd totally blow you somewhere quick but im not in the frame of mind to think of a place
Be outside in 5
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