before i could say "i'm not that kind of girl", i was.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
I have to overdose on valtrex I had a rough weekend.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
If you're not on crutches for breakfast, I'll feel like I've failed you.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
he told me he had a dream that he laid his head in my lap and silently gazed up at me. WHY AM I ALWAYS THE DUDE IN RELATIONSHIPS
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
You ruined the universe
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
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