u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
It's really awkward/depressing when you are wearing heels larger than his dick
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
I have a friend that keeps saying he wants to go bear hunting. Thought I would say just walk down church street at night. What intersection is it?
First time for everything: started posting a Facebook comment, decided I'm not quite sober enough. Progress.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
I was trying to remember why my knees hurt then I remembered I was twerking on the countertops.
I've never had sex that lasts this long though. It's ridiculous. I feel like I need a Gatorade and a sweatband and a sub.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
Fucked a DJ on a jetski today... I love florriidaaa!
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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