I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
My lawyer watched my DUI video. Said of the thousand or so he's seen, mine was one of the top ten best.
every time I hook up with him I think about the fact that penicillin was a mistake too... and look how well that turned out. It makes me feel just a little bit better.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
That's why I don't chug things. Because when I was a freshman in college tequila came out my nose.
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Lets ignore the fact that you want to turn your dorm room into a sex dungeon and focus on the real issues here.
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
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