Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
You're either a hooker or Beyonce. Beyonce is abnormally good at doing everything in heels
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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