sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
i just ran into my boss at the liquor store. we didnt exchange words, just nodded in mutual understanding.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I knew it would be a shit show so I just went ahead and took plan b before I even got there. How's that for responsible?
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Heard about your divorce. Let me know if I can do anything for you or your penis ;-)
Started my new year off by being hospitalized with pneumonia. You?
Found out I'm pregnant.
I'll stick with pneumonia.
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