only if we run a train.
done.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
Just turned my microbiology homework into a drinking game. The words are getting blurry but I think we're really bonding.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
Andy was trying to screw his door shut from the inside so no one could get in.
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
Girl. There is no more toilet paper. You should have seen the twerking I just did to shake the pee off.
Well I only snuggle him I don't hump him. That's rude.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Goat in kitchen.....explanation?....
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