So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I think people are normalizing furries
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
No we didn't fuck. He picked me up I asked where we were going and he said "I don't know if you've ever heard of a little place called Denny's?" He was completely serious. I told him to stop the car and I got out and called Jack.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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