her vagine was all disorganized.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
BTW send me your address and size of condoms you wish your lover was-- "if you build it, they will come"
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Knows all the good gay bars AND has a dog? Wtf can't I drop pizza on guys like that????
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Your penis caused this!
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