if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
True idk how my parents didn't know I was blackout. I ate like 4 pieces of cheesecake and showed my cousins my boobs
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
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