I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
I mean I like that it's warm enough to open the windows, but it annoys me that I can't walk around naked anymore.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Oddly enough when I decided to stop whoreing myself out... I lost most of my companionship.
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
Do you remember calling me and dedicating a shot to me?
He is just lying there. People are throwing money onto his chest as they walk by...
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
i was really hopeful that i could make it to the end of the semester without doing something stupid enough to destroy our relationship but i guess i was wrong..........thanks vodka
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
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