that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I have a drunk 6th sense to lyrics of songs i dont know. It only works when i dance..
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
you took him to the bathroom with you to pee and told him he had to hold your hand..but he couldn't turn on the lights because you didnt want him to hear you peeing..and still got laid. i wish i had your life.
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
i would really love it if at least once per weekend i did not wake up to you half naked passed out on the floor
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
He fucked me for my Netflix login, I fucked him for his HBO login, and actually I think that's beautiful
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
Randomize
