is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
i don't want a singing card. it disturbs my hangover. give me a pack of cigs taped to a bottle of wine and fuck me without a condom. happy vday baby.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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