none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
ever had your bank call you to verify the 4 seperate bar transactions from the night before? I have
btw he is cheating on one twin with the other. the main woman in his life has a mullet. I defiantly have either the coolest or weirdest uncle ever
Dude he's the best wing man ever. He starts creepin' on a woman, and she clings on to you out of fear.
then you said,"Take this damn cabbage!" although it was actually your shirt. i found you in the elevator of his building.
Tell her to buy some booze and drink away her sorrows like an adult.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
And that is why we dont do tequila shooters at 1 in the afternoon. Because you go home with a beast like that
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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