Just burped. Tasted like beer and cherios...Beerios. This is gonna be quite a day.
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
there comes a time in a mans life when you ask yourself, will i fake love for blowjobs? and the answer is always yes
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
dude i've broken up a marriage, I think I can handle a simple engagement.
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Thursday nights need to stop happening to me.
I need to cry about outer space to someone. Can I call you?
I may puke in class so I'm excited to see how that goes
Don't be alarmed by all the Dick cakes in the fridge. But please don't eat..i accidentally broke one in half you guys can eat that one. Its labeled free Dick
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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