he actually proposed, and i threw up on him...i guess 5 glasses of wine was a bad idea.
she literally pooped in the closet. i sent the picture to everyone i know.
"Students using Axe body spray to light selves on fire" is a real headline from a real newspaper. WHY AREN'T WE DOING THIS RIGHT NOW?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
I've got beer and a bag of saltwater taffy and croutons, is that enough for this typhoon thing?
Came back with a random sweatshirt, an American flag, and a for sale sign. Mission success?
As long as you don't want to make a shrine out of my eyelashes It's all good
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
well, unfortunately the rug burn lasted longer than the actual relationship
I did something very bad. More specifically, my boss.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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