There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
it always starts out as a suggestion then three hours later I have cum in my eye.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
when she said she's going upstairs to put her "play clothes" on, I knew either she was a pervert or a kindergarten teacher. Either way, I wasn't going to leave. She's a pervert by the way.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Tonight, a friend walked in and said "oh look at that. Drunk on the living room floor. Just as expected." this is my life. This is my life.
his version of basketball was throwing hot sauce packets down my cleavage at taco bell at 2 am with his buddy.the cashier kept score
Both of our knuckles were split open this morning when I came out of the blackout, the column on the porch has two new cracks in it, were like the redneck Super Smash Bros.
I fucked him on my yoga mat. Then we wake and baked and ate granola. So yes, you could say I found my center.
Also I think I realized when my life started to turn into shambles.. The day I took my high school senior picture WITH A HICKEY ON MY NECK
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Seriously, you just banged the guy that wishes his dog happy birthday on fb. That's fucking adorable!
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