I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I woke up to a paper award certificate for best blow job and he was gone. You're welcome mystey man.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
Every time I stand up, gravity punches me in the tits. This is horrible.
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
you know she was a bad idea when your mom offers to pay for an eHarmony account
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
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