Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I'm not proud of how I threatened that 8 year old during drunken laser tag
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Indeed. The kind of morning where puking in someone's shoes is not frowned upon
she's like the billy mays of hookups...touch my boobs and i'll throw in this blow job ABSOLUTELY FREE
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
He ran over from the bar to give me more singles because the stripper was doing gymnastics on me. He is a really great friend, just probably not the best boyfriend.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Don’t judge me
Some of us don’t have access to dick on a constant basis
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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