I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I did not pay that kind of money so that It could be hidden. that bra needs to shine in glory so that it can be seen by the world.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
So I was dancing on a table with these three girls and my bro. Started to makeout with one and as the song ended I asked what her name was. She said, and I quote, "Nate we hooked up two weeks ago". To which my reply was to lift my beer to bro and proclaim, "RAGE".
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