that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
When I came home you were watching infomercials, eating croutons out of the box and salsa from a funnel. Well done.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Nada. Shooting off confetti and wanted to see I'd u could see it from ur house.
Wow. Its not even 11am.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
I need the number of a restaurant that delivers, has lock-picking abilities, and is okay with full frontal male nudity. Entirely too hungover to get out of bed.
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
I love friends. Friendship is wonderful. I wish the rain was my friend
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