So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
Im just saying it can't be that bad if he drove himself to the er. We'll head that way when we finish playing scattergories
I'm putting "buy a bottle of scotch" on my "productive things to do to procrastinate studying for finals" list
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
I want to be stormed in. I want to be stuck there. I want to climb a pyramid of strippers to safety
He walked straight into the wall, said "excuse me ma'am" and continued back to his dorm room.
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
He sent me nudes and I told him he reminded me of Buffalo Bill.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
Everyone says she blew me in the bathroom, so I believe it, I just don't REMEMBER.
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
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