I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
oddly enough my penis is pretty tan. the part of my body that gets the least amount of sunlight is tanner than most of the rest of my body.
I think its part of male evolution. Pretty soon they'll have diamonds on them and taste like chocolate.
I hate to say it, but I think my pandora being Marvin Gaye love songs was the prime reason for the bj last night
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
Yes, that's a picture of my balls. It isn't however an answer to my question.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
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