i just posted a lake picture of you with a dead fish in your mouth. happy july 5th.
So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
She had a little wicker basket of condoms by her bed. Disturbing yet convenient.
I came downstairs to find I had missed the 3some on my kitchen floor but not the pukefest or ER trip after it. This is what happens when the voice of reason is otherwise occupied
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
He let him chew on his fu man chew. The man has the patience of a saint
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
FACT: You were laying down on top the bar letting randoms do bodyshots off you until someone told theyre friend "its time to roll, i wanna hit another bar" and you literally rolled your self right off the bar. have fun explaining your bruises tomorrow
Why is the turtle in the toilet again?
Well as I was puking in the tub I put him in there to keep me company but I am almost positive the original setup was him in the tub and me next to the toilet...I hope he likes tequila
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