You surviving the open bar?
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Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
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Hey bro, did you ever hear from the background investigator that i was supposed to bang?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He somehow managed to accomplish karate kicking a door down, cockblocking my friend in the room, and writing "tits" all over the house with a blue sharpie.
listening to the two girls in the next stall finish a 40 and laugh at this guy they both fucked. they're calling him 'tulip dick'.
Yeah, surprised you made it on time this morning. Remarkable, considering 2 hours ago you were pretending to be talking window curtains.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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