Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
so i told her that taking semen on the face helps make your skin smoother.
and?
luckily she was drunk enough to believe she had really bad acne...
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
His mom just asked me if I was "fooling around with her baby again" and then when I walked downstairs his dad YELLED "Look who's taking the walk of shame!"
You really need to stop fucking dudes who still live with their parents.
I've been congratulating people on facebook about their forthcoming pregnancies. I can't wait to see how this plays out
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Guy hitting on me at bar is guy who's Craigslist ad we laughed at the other night. Not even kidding.
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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