just tell him i said nine months
Great. There's a birthday party at work today. Now I can stand around and feel uncomfortable for an hour.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I bought a zebra print bikini, I'm gonna be honest here- if he doesn't want to have sex with me in this, he's gay.
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
It's official drugs can't kill me
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
I normally need adult supervision or a babysitter, but I refuse to let someone keep me from making irresponsible and wrong decisions at the bar on my last bday ill ever have in texas
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
If we tried baptizing you I feel the water would start boiling around you.
At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
what the fuck is wrong with you
Do you want me to go chronologically or alphabetically?
It's like Guy Diamond blew glitter into my vagina.
Randomize
