I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
I'm going out w/ her for her b-day in a bit. I just talked to one of her drunk friends on the phone who asked if I could "handle 7 lesbian." This could be interesting.
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
Getting a UTI was SO NOT on my wishlist for the holidays
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
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