i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I kept pulling the $1 bills off the stage and told everyone "no no no she has to work for this money"
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
That's cause you yelled across the parking lot you wanted to eat her out
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
I had to make out with him. He bought me a few drinks and he was an Angels fan. As a Yankee fan that was my way of saying good game and sorry we beat the shit out of you
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
I think my sunburn makes my ass look bigger
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
Positive reinforcement! I'm training him for being a good boy and coming over. He gets sex and cookies.
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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