I'm jealous of your bromance
I tried booty calling last night but apparently he was too tired and wants to meet up tonight. I told him planning defeats the purpose.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
I hate the awkward morning-after-I-took-your-virginity conversations.
i kinda regret how quickly i gave it up to him, but i just wanted the regular fucking to begin soon. ah we made good memories.
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
When you get here, kick me in the balls. It's really important. - I'll explain later.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
It's Breast Cancer Awareness Month!!!! What random hook up should check my tata's this year?!?!
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Randomize
