oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
So the girl in front of me was buying champagne too .. I wanted to be like "so are you celebrating clean test results too?"
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
When she says 'Polish hangover cure' she just means more vodka. Don't do it.
So i know i said I'm turning over a new leaf, but i met a guy with a dick piercing. I have to sleep with him. For science.
THEY DIDN'T THROW MY PORN AWAY!!!!
I’m a women at a strip club dressed as post Malone
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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